








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2718 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3195 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1482 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2917 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,191,029 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jonasthepanda | 59% | 117 |
| #2 | ksigerstam | 58% | 153 |
| #3 | KeO | 54% | 131 |
| #4 | Ocean | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | N1njakiw1 | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ksigerstam | 539 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | KeO | 281 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | areet | 131 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ocean | 59 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | jonasthepanda | 57 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeO | +1.60 | 71 | 52 |
| #2 | ksigerstam | +1.39 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | Blomst | +1.12 | 70 | 49 |
| #4 | areet | +0.66 | 86 | 47 |
| #5 | jonasthepanda | +0.58 | 72 | 42 |





