








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 581 | 41% |
| Smokes | 388 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 84 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 367 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,801 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RongusTheRaccoon | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Säpos Certifierade TF2-Proffs | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | N1njakiw1 | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Blomst | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | The untextured | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RongusTheRaccoon | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Säpos Certifierade TF2-Proffs | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | N1njakiw1 | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Blomst | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | The untextured | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The untextured | 2 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | N1njakiw1 | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | RongusTheRaccoon | 1 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RongusTheRaccoon | 17 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #2 | N1njakiw1 | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | The untextured | 15 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | Blomst | 11 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | Säpos Certifierade TF2-Proffs | 10 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Säpos Certifierade TF2-Proffs | +6.76 | 92 | 64 |
| #2 | Blomst | +2.62 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | RongusTheRaccoon | +2.26 | 78 | 50 |
| #4 | The untextured | +1.68 | 72 | 37 |
| #5 | Taquito | +0.27 | 62 | 54 |





