








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2573 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2149 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2015 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2191 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $928,447 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mlanky | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | ARS | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | ice | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Blomst | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Jewbacca | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ice | 133 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #2 | ✪ Garry♡ | 107 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mlanky | 60 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Blomst | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jewbacca | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Garry♡ | +3.00 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | Jewbacca | +1.52 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | TheRav3n | +1.38 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | ice | +1.05 | 79 | 77 |
| #5 | Mlanky | +0.35 | 65 | 63 |





