








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 1,262 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 828 | 40% |
| Smokes | 375 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 445 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 432 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $180,713 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Copperball666 | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Fabbe | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | MooX | 48% | 67 |
| #4 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | 43% | 30 |
| #5 | Juice | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MooX | 48% | 67 |
| #4 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | 43% | 30 |
| #5 | Juice | 33% | 9 |
| #6 | finlasthope | 29% | 7 |
| #7 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 19% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 19 | 0.0481 |
| #2 | MooX | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | finlasthope | 5 | 0.0455 |
| #4 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Copperball666 | 2 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MooX | 119 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 74 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | 73 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Copperball666 | 21 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Juice | 21 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Copperball666 | +5.18 | 78 | 15 |
| #2 | MooX | +3.68 | 72 | 41 |
| #3 | Juice | +2.27 | 51 | 28 |
| #4 | Fabbe | +1.56 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | finlasthope | +1.24 | 68 | 46 |





