








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 342 matches | 1,658 | |
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2988 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3653 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4151 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4122 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,677,257 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2006 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m3nt0s | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | Fabbe | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | MooX | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | HulluPehmis | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | NaPeX | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Fabbe | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | MooX | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | HulluPehmis | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | NaPeX | 45% | 44 |
| #6 | Saijonaarasta | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MooX | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaPeX | 146 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | MooX | 114 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | HulluPehmis | 78 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Saijonaarasta | 63 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fabbe | 55 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MooX | +3.67 | 75 | 51 |
| #2 | Fabbe | +3.31 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | NaPeX | +2.85 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | m3nt0s | +1.28 | 60 | 57 |
| #5 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | -0.30 | 45 | 55 |





