








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Esplay | 15 matches | 1,761 | |
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 836 | 31% |
| Smokes | 905 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 346 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 580 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $154,211 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Copperball666 | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | 49% | 57 |
| #3 | Saijonaarasta | 48% | 67 |
| #4 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 32% | 31 |
| #5 | Juice | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | 49% | 57 |
| #3 | Saijonaarasta | 48% | 67 |
| #4 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 32% | 31 |
| #5 | Juice | 30% | 10 |
| #6 | finlasthope | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 25 | 0.0442 |
| #2 | finlasthope | 6 | 0.0296 |
| #3 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Copperball666 | 2 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | Juice | 2 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | 151 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Saijonaarasta | 115 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 90 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | finlasthope | 35 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | Juice | 26 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MooX | +3.31 | 77 | 47 |
| #2 | Juice | +2.34 | 44 | 36 |
| #3 | finlasthope | +2.00 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | Copperball666 | +1.01 | 58 | 32 |
| #5 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | -0.99 | 44 | 52 |





