








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 478 | 24% |
| Smokes | 599 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 446 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 457 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $181,553 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ekkis | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | wiltuz | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Pete | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | SaQ | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | VaKe | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vvville | 146 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | ArdeW | 101 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jokusemmoneh | 82 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sipunak | 66 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Arttu | 59 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VaKe | +4.97 | 73 | 37 |
| #2 | wiltuz | +3.79 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | ArdeW | +2.05 | 72 | 76 |
| #4 | Jokusemmoneh | +1.90 | 88 | 70 |
| #5 | SaQ | +1.61 | 84 | 29 |





