








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 368 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6623 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5504 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5073 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3910 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $959,510 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakeee | 59% | 58 |
| #2 | Sipunak | 54% | 277 |
| #3 | MrMaxiCola | 54% | 135 |
| #4 | Arttu | 53% | 290 |
| #5 | wiltuz | 53% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMaxiCola | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Sipunak | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Tietynlainen pelaaja | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Arttu | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | wiltuz | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiltuz | 921 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #2 | Sipunak | 619 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #3 | Tietynlainen pelaaja | 592 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | Arttu | 427 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #5 | MrMaxiCola | 292 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiltuz | +2.91 | 79 | 76 |
| #2 | Jokusemmoneh | +1.82 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | MrMaxiCola | +0.03 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | Jakeee | -0.19 | 63 | 72 |
| #5 | Sipunak | -0.23 | 66 | 66 |





