








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1419 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1150 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 783 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 744 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,697 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 1nonly | 47% | 15 |
| #7 | Head-Hunter | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | ab00d992 | 42% | 12 |
| #9 | ็DNWolf | 29% | 7 |
| #10 | Moha2000 | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ab00d992 | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 7 | 0.0185 |
| #3 | ab00d992 | 5 | 0.0214 |
| #4 | Nov | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Moha2000 | 4 | 0.0267 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ab00d992 | 115 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | shanks | 36 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nov | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | 1nonly | 28 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elcamro0n | +3.08 | 70 | 59 |
| #2 | 1nonly | +1.93 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | ab00d992 | +1.48 | 31 | 60 |
| #4 | Head-Hunter | +1.33 | 54 | 69 |
| #5 | Moha2000 | +0.20 | 64 | 35 |





