








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1060 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1034 | 36% |
| Smokes | 713 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 539 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 591 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $455,310 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Elcamro0n | 47% | 47 |
| #6 | Head-Hunter | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | shanks | 43% | 21 |
| #8 | Moha2000 | 42% | 12 |
| #9 | ab00d992 | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 8 | 0.0179 |
| #2 | Elcamro0n | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Nov | 5 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | 1nonly | 5 | 0.0218 |
| #5 | shanks | 4 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elcamro0n | 218 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 47 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nov | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | shanks | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Head-Hunter | 28 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elcamro0n | +2.88 | 74 | 60 |
| #2 | Head-Hunter | +2.34 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | ☂ Elcamro0n | +1.37 | 61 | 48 |
| #4 | ab00d992 | +1.08 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | Moha2000 | -0.27 | 68 | 45 |





