








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 888 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1052 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 908 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 947 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $402,654 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1nonly | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Head-Hunter | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Elcamro0n | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Nov | 44% | 32 |
| #5 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Elcamro0n | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Nov | 44% | 32 |
| #5 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 43% | 23 |
| #6 | ab00d992 | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | Moha2000 | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1nonly | 6 | 0.0279 |
| #2 | Nov | 4 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 4 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | ab00d992 | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Elcamro0n | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elcamro0n | 94 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 74 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | ab00d992 | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nov | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Moha2000 | 29 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂ Elcamro0n | +6.48 | 68 | 57 |
| #2 | Elcamro0n | +3.74 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | Moha2000 | +1.83 | 67 | 42 |
| #4 | Head-Hunter | +1.37 | 51 | 63 |
| #5 | ab00d992 | +0.31 | 52 | 57 |





