








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 667 | 41% |
| Smokes | 376 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 263 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 332 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $324,961 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nov | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | Elcamro0n | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 39% | 44 |
| #4 | shanks | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | ab00d992 | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Elcamro0n | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 39% | 44 |
| #4 | shanks | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | ab00d992 | 25% | 8 |
| #6 | hishamwulf ARAB SUPREMACY | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 15 | 0.0207 |
| #2 | Nov | 3 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | ab00d992 | 2 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | Elcamro0n | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | shanks | 1 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 82 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Elcamro0n | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nov | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | ab00d992 | 14 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | shanks | 10 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elcamro0n | +1.27 | 49 | 48 |
| #2 | shanks | +0.95 | 41 | 63 |
| #3 | ☂ Elcamro0n | +0.79 | 64 | 46 |
| #4 | ab00d992 | +0.23 | 51 | 50 |
| #5 | ab00d992 | -0.72 | 40 | 44 |





