








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 308 | 14% |
| Smokes | 633 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 746 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 565 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,297 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Head-Hunter | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | Elcamro0n | 50% | 36 |
| #7 | ab00d992 | 48% | 25 |
| #8 | Moha2000 | 44% | 16 |
| #9 | shanks | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 14 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | 1nonly | 10 | 0.0200 |
| #3 | shanks | 8 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | ab00d992 | 8 | 0.0303 |
| #5 | ab00d992 | 5 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elcamro0n | 148 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | ☂ Elcamro0n | 145 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | ab00d992 | 61 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | shanks | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | 1nonly | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂ Elcamro0n | +4.06 | 63 | 57 |
| #2 | Head-Hunter | +3.58 | 36 | 56 |
| #3 | Moha2000 | +2.87 | 67 | 52 |
| #4 | Elcamro0n | +2.71 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | ab00d992 | +1.65 | 48 | 53 |





