








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 366 | 30% |
| Smokes | 323 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 172 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 370 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,711 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niko Reifenflug | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | 김유현 | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | haschi2 | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Neelöö | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | ♠ Killing Machine ♠ | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Erdalovic | 33% | 3 |
| #9 | Lil Schaudi | 33% | 6 |
| #10 | Yato | 33% | 9 |
| #11 | jovibi | 33% | 9 |
| #12 | Kitty2120 | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jovibi | 1 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 김유현 | 44 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | Lil Schaudi | 24 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | jovibi | 23 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Niko Reifenflug | 22 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Erdalovic | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 김유현 | +3.82 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | Erdalovic | +2.31 | 93 | 62 |
| #3 | Carlitos | +1.92 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | ♠ Killing Machine ♠ | +1.47 | 91 | 47 |
| #5 | Niko Reifenflug | +0.68 | 78 | 58 |





