








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3841 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2850 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2261 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2219 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,585,255 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neptune | | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | Ogerberry | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Tjörck | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | 3amo ADRN | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | ₷☯𝓁𝒾𝒟.- | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | kiv🥀 | 45% | 22 |
| #11 | Mr. Nice Guy | 43% | 58 |
| #12 | ♠ Killing Machine ♠ | 42% | 38 |
| #13 | binkoff 373 | 37% | 79 |
| #14 | Kitty2120 | 23% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yato | 20 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | binkoff 373 | 14 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Ogerberry | 14 | 0.0289 |
| #4 | ₷☯𝓁𝒾𝒟.- | 7 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | 3amo ADRN | 5 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | binkoff 373 | 169 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Yato | 125 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | ₷☯𝓁𝒾𝒟.- | 120 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mr. Nice Guy | 111 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | kiv🥀 | 106 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tjörck | +4.77 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | ♠ Killing Machine ♠ | +4.35 | 91 | 57 |
| #3 | Mr. Nice Guy | +3.25 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | 3amo ADRN | +3.05 | 72 | 80 |
| #5 | binkoff 373 | +2.13 | 71 | 53 |





