








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 557 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,532 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1487 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1291 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1288 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1466 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,051 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amg enjoyer | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Carlitos | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | phate | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | DoppelP | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | xyok | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ₷☯𝓁𝒾𝒟.- | 55% | 84 |
| #8 | haschi2 | 55% | 11 |
| #9 | ♠ Killing Machine ♠ | 51% | 35 |
| #10 | Senfbaron | 50% | 8 |
| #11 | 3amo ADRN | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoppelP | +3.43 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | 김유현 | +2.49 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | Carlitos | +1.87 | 85 | 45 |
| #4 | ♠ Killing Machine ♠ | +1.80 | 88 | 55 |
| #5 | amg enjoyer | +1.74 | 70 | 60 |





