








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1319 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1189 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1009 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 878 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $353,139 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | draewmoo | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Bill | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | Young Dolph | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Hybrid | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | Chick3n | 55% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wetahded turdle | 14 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Hybrid | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Shadow | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | b0bbyB | 2 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Chick3n | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wetahded turdle | 295 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Chick3n | 91 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Hybrid | 90 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bill | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Shadow | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0bbyB | +3.41 | 66 | 61 |
| #2 | Koala Jesus v.2 | +2.88 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | Wetahded turdle | +1.79 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | Shadow | +0.70 | 77 | 47 |
| #5 | DeagJr | +0.38 | 37 | 71 |





