








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3677 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3057 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2970 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2187 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,060,200 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neo | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | 𝐉𝟎𝐧𝐚𝐳 Jonas 3 | 58% | 235 |
| #3 | 𝐉𝟎𝐧𝐚𝐳 Jonas 1 | 50% | 113 |
| #4 | Jeppee | 50% | 40 |
| #5 | YepsteR | 50% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YepsteR | +4.87 | 78 | 77 |
| #2 | 𝐉𝟎𝐧𝐚𝐳 Jonas 3 | +1.51 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | Jeppee | +1.45 | 91 | 65 |
| #4 | Thades | +0.45 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | Neo | -1.28 | 66 | 63 |





