








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 307 | 16% |
| Smokes | 173 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 641 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 745 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $403,793 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SamppaLinna | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Mixu | 52% | 71 |
| #3 | ♿ | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | Turvakypärä Samuel | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SamppaLinna | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Mixu | 52% | 71 |
| #3 | ♿ | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | Turvakypärä Samuel | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turvakypärä Samuel | 9 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | SamppaLinna | 8 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Mixu | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ♿ | 3 | 0.0129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SamppaLinna | 88 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Mixu | 73 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Turvakypärä Samuel | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | ♿ | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ | +6.07 | 64 | 47 |
| #2 | SamppaLinna | +4.32 | 58 | 62 |
| #3 | Turvakypärä Samuel | +2.94 | 60 | 48 |
| #4 | Mixu | +0.44 | 44 | 26 |
| #5 | Döppeli | -3.79 | 27 | 35 |





