








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1917 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1316 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2736 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2455 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,239 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Döppeli | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Kapelli | 64% | 69 |
| #3 | ♿ | 60% | 48 |
| #4 | Sakarikaulaote | 59% | 27 |
| #5 | Mixu | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Mansikka | 52% | 25 |
| #10 | X_KEYLEZZ | 52% | 31 |
| #11 | uolevi | 52% | 64 |
| #12 | Luukas10 | 47% | 38 |
| #13 | Turvakypärä Samuel | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uolevi | 10 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Döppeli | 8 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Kapelli | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ♿ | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | ♿ | 6 | 0.0199 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapelli | 175 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | uolevi | 89 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | X_KEYLEZZ | 84 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Luukas10 | 69 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sakarikaulaote | 67 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ | +5.93 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | ♿ | +5.81 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | Turvakypärä Samuel | +3.24 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | SamppaLinna | +1.60 | 58 | 60 |
| #5 | Kapelli | +1.52 | 66 | 46 |





