








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 130 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1887 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2235 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2131 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1953 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,255 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIGER | 146 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Insane | 144 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | pewpew | 28 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Hel(l) | 22 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | .--NuKi--. | 20 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIGER | +2.75 | 49 | 56 |
| #2 | Vegeterianus | +1.63 | 71 | 26 |
| #3 | Insane | +0.89 | 68 | 32 |
| #4 | UN3xpected | +0.54 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | .--NuKi--. | -0.91 | 54 | 55 |





