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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,458 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3103 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2150 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2651 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2554 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,869 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1388 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FakNe | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Ronildim bala tensa | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | ⚡fer | 51% | 75 |
| #4 | Broon | 50% | 68 |
| #5 | The big m0nt's | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | TxFlow | 45% | 76 |
| #9 | ⚡fer | 44% | 25 |
| #10 | ZeLgi | 42% | 81 |
| #11 | oheadzin | 42% | 43 |
| #12 | HYOGA THE GOD | 37% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TxFlow | 18 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | ZeLgi | 14 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Broon | 11 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | ⚡fer | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | The big m0nt's | 8 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TxFlow | 401 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | ⚡fer | 216 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | h | 200 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Broon | 183 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | ZeLgi | 179 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronildim bala tensa | +1.92 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Alcoolismo | +1.72 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | TxFlow | +1.49 | 61 | 60 |
| #4 | Broon | +1.42 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | h | +0.73 | 64 | 66 |





