








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1619 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2118 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2742 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1816 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,011 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Frames | 46% | 249 |
| #3 | Gwop | 45% | 245 |
| #4 | yommt | 44% | 187 |
| #5 | Tpc | 44% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gwop | 45% | 245 |
| #4 | yommt | 44% | 187 |
| #5 | Tpc | 44% | 186 |
| #6 | Vince | 43% | 84 |
| #7 | Charels | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwop | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Frames | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Vince | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Tpc | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | yommt | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frames | 740 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | yommt | 638 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | Tpc | 392 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | Vince | 283 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | Charels | 185 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | +1.70 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | Frames | +1.27 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | spectreL | +0.09 | 59 | 52 |
| #4 | Gwop | -0.74 | 60 | 48 |
| #5 | Vince | -1.15 | 52 | 57 |





