








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1111 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1453 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 611 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 863 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $758,472 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | spectreL | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | Kevinzback | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | yommt | 58% | 64 |
| #5 | Charels | 55% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Gwop | 53% | 72 |
| #8 | Frames | 50% | 86 |
| #9 | Vince | 49% | 86 |
| #10 | Tpc | 47% | 79 |
| #11 | Berry | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vince | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | yommt | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Frames | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Gwop | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Charels | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charels | 490 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #2 | Vince | 279 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | yommt | 279 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | Frames | 261 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | Tpc | 167 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggoneAtom2568 | +2.48 | 69 | 77 |
| #2 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | +1.79 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | Frames | +0.78 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | spectreL | +0.72 | 62 | 52 |
| #5 | Kevinzback | -0.20 | 88 | 64 |





