








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 296 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2805 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3485 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3088 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2320 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,021,147 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | 49% | 86 |
| #2 | Frames | 47% | 237 |
| #3 | yommt | 47% | 172 |
| #4 | Gwop | 44% | 209 |
| #5 | Charels | 43% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Charels | 43% | 141 |
| #6 | spectreL | 43% | 84 |
| #7 | Tpc | 43% | 254 |
| #8 | mr worldwide | 42% | 57 |
| #9 | Berry | 42% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tpc | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | yommt | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Gwop | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Frames | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Charels | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charels | 832 | 0.28 | 22 min |
| #2 | Frames | 767 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | yommt | 694 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #4 | Tpc | 592 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #5 | mr worldwide | 264 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | +1.70 | 74 | 60 |
| #2 | Frames | +1.60 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | spectreL | +0.13 | 62 | 55 |
| #4 | Gwop | -0.18 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | Tpc | -0.79 | 61 | 59 |





