








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 344 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4407 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3423 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3302 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2920 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,166,042 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | Berry | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Charels | 49% | 68 |
| #4 | Vince | 47% | 172 |
| #5 | Frames | 46% | 317 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Vince | 47% | 172 |
| #5 | Frames | 46% | 317 |
| #6 | spectreL | 44% | 187 |
| #7 | Tpc | 44% | 266 |
| #8 | Gwop | 44% | 320 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spectreL | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Gwop | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Frames | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Vince | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Tpc | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frames | 940 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #2 | Tpc | 598 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | Vince | 529 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #4 | Charels | 357 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #5 | spectreL | 308 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | +2.14 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | Frames | +1.33 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | spectreL | +0.47 | 58 | 50 |
| #4 | Gwop | -0.10 | 62 | 50 |
| #5 | Tpc | -0.85 | 57 | 58 |





