








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 422 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 683 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2571 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4550 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 2597 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,101,578 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr worldwide | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | 53% | 72 |
| #3 | Berry | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | Frames | 46% | 378 |
| #5 | spectreL | 45% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | spectreL | 45% | 245 |
| #6 | Vince | 44% | 209 |
| #7 | yommt | 44% | 320 |
| #8 | Tpc | 43% | 330 |
| #9 | Charels | 42% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spectreL | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Frames | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | yommt | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Vince | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Tpc | 5 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yommt | 1148 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | Frames | 1096 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #3 | Tpc | 748 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #4 | Vince | 656 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #5 | Charels | 536 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | +1.53 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | Frames | +1.23 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | spectreL | +0.09 | 58 | 52 |
| #4 | Gwop | -0.24 | 61 | 49 |
| #5 | Vince | -0.76 | 55 | 57 |





