








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 894 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 528 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 298 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,763 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11683 | 22% |
| Smokes | 16741 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 13261 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 11078 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,858,003 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1530 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | 𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕣 | 48% | 82 |
| #15 | Spider | 47% | 334 |
| #16 | p3stLi | 44% | 71 |
| #17 | eXpLoSiVo | 43% | 92 |
| #18 | Metta World ☮ | 41% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spider | 45 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | OAF | Zer0^ | 16 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | MashaTriceps | 15 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Laramie | 15 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | Caado | 14 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caado | 1268 | 0.14 | 35 min |
| #2 | Jonboy | 754 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #3 | OAF | Zer0^ | 734 | 0.09 | 19 min |
| #4 | MashaTriceps | 704 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #5 | Cereal_Killer | 482 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OAF | Zer0^ | +4.39 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | Mike Wasowski | +1.59 | 80 | 31 |
| #3 | DrugStoreINC | +1.23 | 66 | 43 |
| #4 | anyways | +1.10 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | 𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕣 | +1.01 | 67 | 76 |





