








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 442 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 611 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1824 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4175 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 3821 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $565,395 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mustafa Yusuf | 55% | 123 |
| #2 | kencrit | 53% | 185 |
| #3 | Glor1ous | 51% | 254 |
| #4 | mAtrixx | 51% | 402 |
| #5 | Nordv | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Glor1ous | 51% | 254 |
| #4 | mAtrixx | 51% | 402 |
| #5 | Nordv | 47% | 43 |
| #6 | Fexu | 45% | 62 |
| #7 | Sana4Life | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAtrixx | 54 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | kencrit | 22 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Glor1ous | 19 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Mustafa Yusuf | 18 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Nordv | 10 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glor1ous | 1756 | 0.34 | 35 min |
| #2 | kencrit | 631 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | mAtrixx | 458 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #4 | Mustafa Yusuf | 447 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | Fexu | 189 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kencrit | +4.01 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | Nordv | +2.38 | 78 | 43 |
| #3 | Mustafa Yusuf | +1.59 | 72 | 50 |
| #4 | mAtrixx | +1.44 | 74 | 40 |
| #5 | Fexu | +0.50 | 55 | 59 |





