








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5882 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5829 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2648 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2107 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,842,983 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der Anker | 57% | 122 |
| #2 | mAtrixx | 56% | 100 |
| #3 | Evie | 55% | 123 |
| #4 | SNIFFER_dog | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | kencrit | 49% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glor1ous | 511 | 0.34 | 8 min |
| #2 | kencrit | 214 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Der Anker | 208 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | Zinni | 197 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | mAtrixx | 123 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kencrit | +2.08 | 83 | 49 |
| #2 | Mustafa Yusuf | +1.94 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | K-L0W | +0.30 | 72 | 43 |
| #4 | Zinni | +0.22 | 59 | 54 |
| #5 | mAtrixx | +0.10 | 66 | 43 |





