








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 370 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10880 | 35% |
| Smokes | 8489 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4415 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 7039 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,547 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fexu | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | Nordv | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | kencrit | 54% | 214 |
| #4 | Evie | 51% | 254 |
| #5 | mAtrixx | 50% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nordv | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | kencrit | 54% | 214 |
| #4 | Evie | 51% | 254 |
| #5 | mAtrixx | 50% | 155 |
| #6 | Mustafa Yusuf | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kencrit | 20 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | mAtrixx | 18 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Mustafa Yusuf | 17 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | Nordv | 9 | 0.0130 |
| #5 | Evie | 6 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kencrit | 754 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | Mustafa Yusuf | 249 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | mAtrixx | 175 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fexu | 98 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Evie | 90 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kencrit | +3.77 | 89 | 56 |
| #2 | Nordv | +3.26 | 87 | 45 |
| #3 | Mustafa Yusuf | +0.96 | 76 | 49 |
| #4 | Fexu | +0.58 | 45 | 56 |
| #5 | mAtrixx | +0.52 | 71 | 41 |





