








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1069 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7840 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7281 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3273 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4894 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,811,520 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fexu | 58% | 128 |
| #2 | Glor1ous | 54% | 214 |
| #3 | Nordv | 54% | 76 |
| #4 | Evie | 53% | 185 |
| #5 | mAtrixx | 51% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAtrixx | 35 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Nordv | 25 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | Glor1ous | 21 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Mustafa Yusuf | 21 | 0.0143 |
| #5 | Evie | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kencrit | +3.47 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | Nordv | +2.28 | 85 | 39 |
| #3 | mAtrixx | +0.01 | 71 | 37 |
| #4 | Mustafa Yusuf | -0.53 | 65 | 50 |
| #5 | Glor1ous | -0.80 | 64 | 57 |





