








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1075 | 28% |
| Smokes | 903 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 995 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 930 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,796 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dean | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Jaro | 60% | 52 |
| #3 | IamAdegenerate | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Skillerone | 53% | 53 |
| #5 | Manosaki | 52% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Skillerone | 53% | 53 |
| #5 | Manosaki | 52% | 122 |
| #6 | Jecky | 47% | 32 |
| #7 | Pergamon | 46% | 26 |
| #8 | BOT Gizmoo | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manosaki | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | Skillerone | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Jaro | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | IamAdegenerate | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Jecky | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manosaki | 160 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jaro | 160 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | IamAdegenerate | 132 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Skillerone | 102 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jecky | 101 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jecky | +4.03 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | Jaro | +3.65 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | Manosaki | +1.25 | 85 | 56 |
| #4 | Skillerone | +0.82 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | BOT Gizmoo | +0.52 | 79 | 56 |





