








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3300 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3942 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3188 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3491 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,159 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 732 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MillieWillyGamer | 60% | 52 |
| #2 | Skillerone | 57% | 67 |
| #3 | Manosaki | 56% | 93 |
| #4 | Pergamon | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | Artaxion | 54% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Dean | 53% | 96 |
| #8 | LuckyLuke | 53% | 40 |
| #9 | Bread | 50% | 24 |
| #10 | Prettige Pikpap | 50% | 30 |
| #11 | BOT Gizmoo | 49% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jecky | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | BOT Gizmoo | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Prettige Pikpap | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Pergamon | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Dean | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jecky | 705 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | BOT Gizmoo | 324 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | Skillerone | 132 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Manosaki | 108 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | MillieWillyGamer | 80 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jecky | +3.14 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | Jaro | +2.46 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | Skillerone | +0.18 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | Manosaki | -0.08 | 81 | 55 |
| #5 | BOT Gizmoo | -0.49 | 64 | 50 |





