








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2833 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2788 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1977 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1484 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1332 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $645,746 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xFIGHTERx | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | ◔◡◔ Ez | 58% | 50 |
| #3 | ✪ARGOX | 56% | 81 |
| #4 | iNNNNfy | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 51% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm Shadow | 13 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 10 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | ◔◡◔ Ez | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | ✪ARGOX | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | PARADOX | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ARGOX | 333 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | Storm Shadow | 234 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | ◔◡◔ Ez | 189 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 142 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | iNNNNfy | 97 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪sT/\R|_o®D | +3.05 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | ◔◡◔ Ez | +2.25 | 54 | 58 |
| #3 | iNNNNfy | +2.25 | 83 | 68 |
| #4 | xFIGHTERx | +2.05 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | Storm Shadow | +0.71 | 74 | 57 |





