








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 494 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 182 matches | ||
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4397 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2815 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5282 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6712 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,403,163 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1957 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Irusu | 51% | 163 |
| #2 | gerald | 48% | 97 |
| #3 | Jawn | 47% | 171 |
| #4 | Skeenter | 46% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Irusu | 51% | 163 |
| #2 | gerald | 48% | 97 |
| #3 | Jawn | 47% | 171 |
| #4 | Skeenter | 46% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerald | 45 | 0.0240 |
| #2 | Irusu | 39 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | Skeenter | 29 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Jawn | 28 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerald | 371 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jawn | 352 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Skeenter | 174 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Irusu | 131 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerald | +5.74 | 89 | 49 |
| #2 | Skeenter | +2.11 | 77 | 43 |
| #3 | Jawn | +0.95 | 57 | 52 |
| #4 | Diabetic Johnson | -0.18 | 65 | 26 |
| #5 | Irusu | -0.90 | 56 | 23 |





