








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1967 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 114 matches | ||
| Wingman | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 149 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11511 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10808 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 12622 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 11549 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,676,835 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4558 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svirlica | 55% | 351 |
| #2 | алый | 51% | 806 |
| #3 | Darko Lazic | 50% | 723 |
| #4 | Murgilo | 49% | 318 |
| #5 | Chad Thundercock | 46% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | алый | 45 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Svirlica | 20 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Darko Lazic | 14 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Murgilo | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Chad Thundercock | 13 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | алый | 2026 | 0.13 | 46 min |
| #2 | Darko Lazic | 887 | 0.06 | 20 min |
| #3 | Murgilo | 712 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #4 | evgenije | 675 | 0.39 | 14 min |
| #5 | Chad Thundercock | 193 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | алый | +2.44 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | Svirlica | +2.08 | 61 | 48 |
| #3 | Murgilo | +1.85 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | Bezwzględny | -0.12 | 54 | 64 |
| #5 | Yusuf | -1.04 | 45 | 50 |





