








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1967 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 114 matches | ||
| Wingman | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 149 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11511 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10808 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 12622 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 11549 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,695,965 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4558 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | алый | +2.44 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | Svirlica | +2.08 | 58 | 40 |
| #3 | Murgilo | +1.85 | 78 | 51 |
| #4 | Bezwzględny | -0.12 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | Yusuf | -1.04 | 42 | 44 |





