








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2040 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10309 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1634 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 7897 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3652 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,745,952 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murgilo | 57% | 68 |
| #2 | Darko Lazic | 54% | 298 |
| #3 | Svirlica | 53% | 186 |
| #4 | Bezwzględny | 51% | 806 |
| #5 | Chad Thundercock | 51% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Darko Lazic | 54% | 298 |
| #3 | Svirlica | 53% | 186 |
| #4 | Bezwzględny | 51% | 806 |
| #5 | Chad Thundercock | 51% | 61 |
| #6 | Мультисерб | 48% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bezwzględny | 15 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Svirlica | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Darko Lazic | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Мультисерб | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Chad Thundercock | 5 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bezwzględny | 1225 | 0.08 | 27 min |
| #2 | Darko Lazic | 378 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | Murgilo | 180 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Chad Thundercock | 98 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Svirlica | 96 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | алый | +2.31 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | Murgilo | +1.56 | 82 | 50 |
| #3 | Svirlica | +1.22 | 59 | 44 |
| #4 | Bezwzględny | -0.55 | 52 | 62 |
| #5 | Darko Lazic | -2.49 | 21 | 50 |





