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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1270 | 22% |
| Smokes | 912 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1949 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1738 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $754,761 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chad Thundercock | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Murgilo | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | Darko Lazic | 58% | 227 |
| #4 | Bezwzględny | 55% | 351 |
| #5 | алый | 53% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bezwzględny | 545 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | алый | 478 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | Darko Lazic | 270 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Murgilo | 113 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Chad Thundercock | 59 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svirlica | +2.06 | 61 | 48 |
| #2 | алый | +1.81 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | Murgilo | +1.52 | 83 | 50 |
| #4 | Bezwzględny | -0.64 | 54 | 64 |
| #5 | Chad Thundercock | -1.48 | 38 | 55 |





