








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1619 | 36% |
| Smokes | 982 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1166 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 774 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,941 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1055 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FN☝👽 | 51% | 55 |
| #6 | Raiden #GamingizReal | 51% | 71 |
| #7 | Dev Panjabi #RoadtoSelfFlashing | 47% | 32 |
| #8 | Burr Chatta | 44% | 18 |
| #9 | Aadarsh Batman | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FN☝👽 | 14 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Raiden #GamingizReal | 10 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | hoax | 10 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | Burr Chatta | 5 | 0.0146 |
| #5 | Dev Panjabi #RoadtoSelfFlashing | 3 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lakshya e.e | +5.62 | 60 | 58 |
| #2 | Aadarsh Batman | +4.19 | 82 | 54 |
| #3 | Chodu CHakli | +2.34 | 56 | 46 |
| #4 | hoax | +0.91 | 50 | 54 |
| #5 | FN☝👽 | +0.73 | 53 | 30 |





