








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2600 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2340 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3724 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2045 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $835,526 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burr Chatta | 15 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Raiden #GamingizReal | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Chodu CHakli | 8 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Dev Panjabi #RoadtoSelfFlashing | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Idlislayer | 7 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aadarsh Batman | +3.75 | 59 | 60 |
| #2 | Lakshya e.e | +3.13 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | Respawn | +1.68 | 84 | 42 |
| #4 | Chodu CHakli | +1.42 | 46 | 51 |
| #5 | Burr Chatta | +1.00 | 48 | 40 |





