








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 283 | 23% |
| Smokes | 216 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 452 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 284 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $219,625 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 569 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sidkxd | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Idlislayer | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | Lakshya e.e | 72% | 18 |
| #4 | Burr Chatta | 67% | 12 |
| #5 | Raiden #GamingizReal | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Raiden #GamingizReal | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | hoax | 53% | 15 |
| #7 | Chodu CHakli | 51% | 55 |
| #8 | Aadarsh Batman | 42% | 12 |
| #9 | Dev Panjabi #RoadtoSelfFlashing | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chodu CHakli | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Raiden #GamingizReal | 6 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | Burr Chatta | 3 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | sidkxd | 2 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Lakshya e.e | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raiden #GamingizReal | 102 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | Chodu CHakli | 90 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | sidkxd | 35 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lakshya e.e | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Burr Chatta | 23 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lakshya e.e | +6.53 | 70 | 69 |
| #2 | Burr Chatta | +4.70 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Chodu CHakli | +4.02 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | sidkxd | +3.37 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | Aadarsh Batman | +2.80 | 79 | 52 |





