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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,986 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 740 | 37% |
| Smokes | 587 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 513 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 146 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $146,759 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J.J.K.P | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | Ras | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | Majure | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | doki- | 59% | 34 |
| #5 | nuugi | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaLmaRi | 6 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | nuugi | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Ras | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | vikkelä patu | 2 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | M1k0 | 2 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | 178 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | jaLmaRi | 108 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | J.J.K.P | 102 | 0.44 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ras | 51 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | vikkelä patu | 38 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | +6.85 | 69 | 72 |
| #2 | doki- | +5.17 | 89 | 20 |
| #3 | jaLmaRi | +4.59 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | J.J.K.P | +1.05 | 56 | 47 |
| #5 | vikkelä patu | +0.67 | 65 | 63 |





