








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 758 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,069 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7422 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5630 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6184 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1833 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,441,003 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iam a mekanik | 47% | 225 |
| #2 | レクサスIS200 peek | 46% | 196 |
| #3 | 🦉B1G ØWL🦉 | 46% | 343 |
| #4 | ⛟MikeBenet⛟ | 46% | 101 |
| #5 | Sumiczki Jozefina | 45% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | レクサスIS200 peek | +2.12 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | qerkh | +1.14 | 83 | 72 |
| #3 | say drake | +0.88 | 68 | 54 |
| #4 | Iam a mekanik | +0.16 | 51 | 64 |
| #5 | 🦉B1G ØWL🦉 | -0.46 | 56 | 48 |





