








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,093 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1827 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1496 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1364 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 406 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $149,928 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FURIOUSSS aim XD | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | superman | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Iam a mekanik | 47% | 91 |
| #4 | Sumiczki Jozefina | 45% | 127 |
| #5 | say drake | 44% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Iam a mekanik | 47% | 91 |
| #4 | Sumiczki Jozefina | 45% | 127 |
| #5 | say drake | 44% | 117 |
| #6 | レクサスIS200 peek | 43% | 93 |
| #7 | 🦉B1G ØWL🦉 | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sumiczki Jozefina | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | say drake | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Iam a mekanik | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | レクサスIS200 peek | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sumiczki Jozefina | 600 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #2 | Iam a mekanik | 352 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | say drake | 245 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | レクサスIS200 peek | 158 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | 🦉B1G ØWL🦉 | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | superman | +2.84 | 95 | 79 |
| #2 | qerkh | +1.44 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | レクサスIS200 peek | +1.43 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | FURIOUSSS aim XD | +0.34 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | Iam a mekanik | -0.31 | 46 | 67 |





