








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6140 | 43% |
| Smokes | 4116 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3396 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 495 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,232 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iam a mekanik | 28 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | say drake | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | レクサスIS200 peek | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | qerkh | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Tu-tu-tu-du | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iam a mekanik | 680 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | say drake | 463 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | qerkh | 342 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | レクサスIS200 peek | 330 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | 🦉B1G ØWL🦉 | 187 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | superman | +6.77 | 94 | 74 |
| #2 | ESL ra1derrrr | +2.51 | 72 | 70 |
| #3 | レクサスIS200 peek | +1.75 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | qerkh | +1.44 | 83 | 72 |
| #5 | Tu-tu-tu-du | +1.11 | 69 | 50 |





