








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3299 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3544 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2532 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1857 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $835,196 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 🦉B1G ØWL🦉 | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | レクサスIS200 peek | 48% | 151 |
| #6 | qerkh | 47% | 91 |
| #7 | say drake | 47% | 225 |
| #8 | Sumiczki Jozefina | 47% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sumiczki Jozefina | 29 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | say drake | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | レクサスIS200 peek | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | qerkh | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | 🦉B1G ØWL🦉 | 6 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sumiczki Jozefina | 858 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #2 | say drake | 413 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | レクサスIS200 peek | 279 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | qerkh | 243 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | superman | 172 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | superman | +5.55 | 91 | 75 |
| #2 | ESL ra1derrrr | +1.98 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | レクサスIS200 peek | +1.84 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | qerkh | +0.95 | 82 | 72 |
| #5 | Iam a mekanik | +0.15 | 49 | 64 |





