








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1146 | 33% |
| Smokes | 877 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 974 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 431 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,952 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | doredu | 55% | 121 |
| #4 | dobri322 | 54% | 57 |
| #5 | Purple Goat Slippers | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | doredu | 55% | 121 |
| #4 | dobri322 | 54% | 57 |
| #5 | Purple Goat Slippers | 52% | 42 |
| #6 | Okasama3 | 43% | 14 |
| #7 | bambuchaa2008 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doredu | 15 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Okasama3 | 7 | 0.0247 |
| #3 | Purple Goat Slippers | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | dobri322 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | bloodyrepp | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purple Goat Slippers | 107 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | doredu | 105 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | bloodyrepp | 41 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | dobri322 | 23 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | +6.22 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | +3.35 | 53 | 56 |
| #3 | doredu | +1.74 | 46 | 43 |
| #4 | Purple Goat Slippers | +0.48 | 56 | 51 |
| #5 | SpookyWeasel | -0.35 | 40 | 43 |





