








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1009 | 36% |
| Smokes | 814 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 366 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 614 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,228 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | durkio | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | rrr | 53% | 59 |
| #4 | ゆかりん | 50% | 76 |
| #5 | Madi | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ゆかりん | 50% | 76 |
| #5 | Madi | 45% | 38 |
| #6 | Big Fella | 41% | 78 |
| #7 | アカリ・ワタナベ | 31% | 13 |
| #8 | spank | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madi | 15 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | ゆかりん | 14 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | rrr | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 2 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | Big Fella | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ゆかりん | 407 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #2 | rrr | 216 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | Big Fella | 156 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Madi | 61 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 25 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamer Girl Canceller | +6.17 | 80 | 47 |
| #2 | ゆかりん | +2.53 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | tsunomakura | +1.59 | 78 | 49 |
| #4 | Madi | +0.95 | 80 | 37 |
| #5 | rrr | -0.43 | 85 | 60 |





