








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 193 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




266 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2640 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1320 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3118 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1691 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,228,067 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayeejay | 56% | 251 |
| #2 | Sbeveda | 56% | 342 |
| #3 | Prophet Muhammad | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 55% | 438 |
| #5 | quez | 54% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Prophet Muhammad | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 55% | 438 |
| #5 | quez | 54% | 230 |
| #6 | Vlad | 52% | 33 |
| #7 | Craves | 50% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 279 | 0.0340 |
| #2 | Sbeveda | 159 | 0.0247 |
| #3 | quez | 64 | 0.0149 |
| #4 | ayeejay | 58 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Craves | 31 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 845 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | Sbeveda | 714 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | quez | 419 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Craves | 169 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | ayeejay | 51 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez | +3.14 | 85 | 50 |
| #2 | Vlad | +1.96 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | ayeejay | +1.82 | 75 | 27 |
| #4 | Pinochet | +1.08 | 66 | 52 |
| #5 | Sbeveda | +0.19 | 64 | 32 |





